i feel sorry for the newspaper editors of this country today. Look at their options for tomorrow's headline...
'Andrew Symonds racially abused by Harbhajan Singh'
- Huh?!! What?!! A white man abused by a brown man??
'Match referee believes Michael Clarke, bans Harbhajan'
- Wow... that would be funny. Or maybe someone got reallllyyy drunk. Would you trust someone who doesn't walk when it's obvious he's out?
'Indian calls Australian a monkey'
- i think we need to call Sanath Jayasuriya to bear witness.
'Australians complain about sledging'
- Oh come on!
Maybe this would be appropriate:
'Race row in Australia: Brown man suffers'