6.1.08

Tomorrow's Headline...

i feel sorry for the newspaper editors of this country today. Look at their options for tomorrow's headline...

'Andrew Symonds racially abused by Harbhajan Singh'
- Huh?!! What?!! A white man abused by a brown man??

'Match referee believes Michael Clarke, bans Harbhajan'
- Wow... that would be funny. Or maybe someone got reallllyyy drunk. Would you trust someone who doesn't walk when it's obvious he's out?

'Indian calls Australian a monkey'
- i think we need to call Sanath Jayasuriya to bear witness.

'Australians complain about sledging'
- Oh come on!

Maybe this would be appropriate:
'Race row in Australia: Brown man suffers'