IF i SEE/HEAR/SMELL THE FOLLOWING THINGS AROUND THE SAME TIME NEXT YEAR i WILL PICK THE NEAREST OBJECT THAT CAN DAMAGE AND FLAIL IT AROUND WILDLY UNTIL SOMEONE GETS HURT:
1) Celine Dion's 'My heart will go on'
2) Balloons in heart shape, flowers in heart shape, sand in heart shape, food in heart shape, &%^$* in heart shape...
3) Romantic movies on television peppered with stars revealing their love lives
4) RJ's going crazy all over the radio with the 'spirit of Valentine's'.
5) Couples making out behind the tackboards near the TT table without caring that people can see 'cause its Valentine's Day'... yes i'm talking about people in our college... atleast they could stop the squeals and the giggles...
6) More than 25 couples on any of Mumbai's promenades
7) Compilations of 100 year old songs titled 'I Love You', 'Love You Forever', 'Love You Always', 'Love of My Life'...
8) The Shiv Sena burning cards, shops, people anything even remotely related to Valentine's Day.
Celebrate love. But make sure you celebrate with YOUR loved one. Everyone doesn't need to know you're with somebody...
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