5.4.06

Spoilt brats...

Argghhh!! i cannot stand Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie!! How many years does it take for these brainless bimbos to realise their antics are tiresome?? Have avoided/escaped watching 'The Simple Life' for almost 2 years now but have been regularly updated by curious and (surprisingly) interested friends. Saw the trailer of 'The Simple Life' part 3 where they try and work (something they must've never done in their lives) and found the trailer itself sickening. They were interning in an UNDERTAKER'S OFFICE!!! After damaging someone's coffin (with someone in it) and spilling someone's ashes over the floor, they ask an old couple who've come to book graves whether they'll find a girlfriend/boyfriend after their spouse dies...
Paris Hilton is probably the most unnecessarily famous celeb in the world. Atleast Nicole Ritchie seems smarter when not associated with her. Paris must be having an IQ of 10 which puts her on the same level as a mosquito.. just as irritating too. And to think one day she will inherit the Hilton chain of hotels. Why can't she be ignored? Simply cos she's entertaining to all her bored celeb friends. Everyone knows she's gonna keep the interest level in a party whether by making out with her ex-current-ex boyfriend or by banging a stalled car or by pouring a drink over someone's head...
And to their good fortune, the producers of 'The Simple Life' have hit the target. Paris' popularity is because of her USP: being a bimbo. She is the legendary dumb blonde. Her performance (whether real or put-on) as a bimbo re-affirms our belief that our prejudices are true. Blondes are dumb. Here's proof.

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