27.12.06

In the news today...

Hot and sexy Himess-bhai is out with his own line of casuals (also, i hope, soon: nasal drops and razor blades) and making a stand for lardful people the world over by posing with his innumerable tyres poking out of what seems to be a very loose jacket. Hepy new year to him...

In the middle of one of Khar's bylanes are some tin patris with a board saying 'MMRDA - Bare with us for a better tomorrow'. So far, the road hasn't been hammered out of shape. Vehicles dutifully going slow near the sign actually hammer their heads after seeing MMRDA's new method of irritation.

Two AD Singhs slugging it out for their brand name (yes! that's what one of them calls his name!!!) in page 3. One of them (the 25-yr old sardar) just maybe a classmate of my brother's. Are you the same Amit Duggal who was called 'Dug-dug-dug-dug-Duggallllll-Dugallllllllllll' in school?? Can that be your 'brand name' now?

South Africa's cricket team has now officially decided to call themselves 'India B'. If the uproar over a single defeat and 'aaj hero, kal zero' treatment at home wasn't enough, the inability to play pace bowling broke the last straw on the camel's back.

'I See You' now graces my favourite billboard, after Sanober and her thunder thighs held sway for a few weeks following 'Don's one-month reign up there.

To RGV: Enough with the Mumbai underworld already!!!

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