Turns out some Muslim cleric declared a fatwa against a newspaper that showed Adam and Eve in the nude.
In light of this news, i offer the Genesis after Day 6.
On the seventh day, God teaches Adam and Eve to weave, cut and stitch cloth.
On the eight day, Adam and Eve discover polyester.
On the ninth day, Adam keeps some planks over some rocks. He calls it a 'ramp'.
On the tenth day, Adam turns up wearing a pink turtleneck, skin-fit jeans and a beret and tells Eve, 'We need to talk....'
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u not respect religion, i declare a jihad on u! we come tmrw on horse back wrapped in sheep skin with swords !
Yeah!!! The birds and the bees rule!!!!
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