After a long day at Bhayander going from house to house asking the same 15 questions while dodging mad rickshaws and unpredictable group members, i have a list! (David Letterman style!!!)
YOU KNOW YOU LIVE IN A BIG CITY WHEN...
10) You can't hear the voices in your head thanks to the traffic
9) Your idea of relaxation is Himesh Reshammiya from a rickshaw's torn speakers
8) You're in an empty train you purposely hit the door as you get off, just because you miss the mind boggling rush
7) You talk to people, they're also talking on their cell phones and listening to their music players
6) The closest you came to having a pet was the crow that ate your leftovers every day
5) You have school friends, junior college friends, college friends, building friends, football friends, classes friends, online friends, friends of friends...
4) A black oily liquid is what is left of the sea.
3) When you ring a doorbell, you are assumed to be a salesman unless you show some i.d.
2) The longest conversation of the day were the insults you shouted at the local pervert
And
1) Reading this post makes you say "Hey! That happened to me!" atleast thrice
2 comments:
Sid, You have written a very nice post. Very much true to life. Like the way you have put the list.
hahaha! gud 1!
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