6.8.06

Rain Rain Come Again...

MHADA and the South-West Monsoon Winds bring to you,
For the First Time Ever In Mumbai,

LEARN SWIMMING AT HOME!!!!!
NO NEED FOR SWIMMING POOL, LIFEGUARDS ETC.

All you need is:
1) a MHADA constructed building
2) a room facing the southwest direction (for vaastu compliance)
3) rubber floats and swimming trunks

We take responsibility for making sure you get sufficient depth of water!
All in the comfort of your own home!!!
Hurry! Only 2 months for the monsoon to end!

We do not take responsibilty if you ceiling collapses and injures you. Depth of water may be subject to vagaries of monsoon.

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