21.12.05

Couples...

Cop sees criminal. Cop goes towards criminal. Criminal starts running away. Cop catches criminal. Cop slaps criminal. Criminal starts crying, begs for mercy. Cop thrashes criminal. Criminal spends night in jail. End of story.
Except the criminals are couples who i might add WERENT DOING ANYTHING! In whatever archaic way we define indecency, i am sure it does not include HOLDING HANDS!! The cops involved thought they would get a medal. i hope they get suspended.
We are a shameless nation. People pick their noses, scratch their asses, spit, piss, shit, shag (yes that too.. heard about one guy going about it in a bus.. didnt use public transport for a week) in public. But no holding hands. Against our culture. Which makes shagging in public our collective national heritage. Mr Pramod Navalkar says couples should 'do it' in private. Is he KIDDING???? If couples found private space, they wouldn't hold hands in public and do more than that in private. Hasn't he seen any of those MMSs??
Unfortunately, this city has no space. One small triangle with 21 million residents cannot afford to give one extra square meter to anyone. Ask local train travellers. But they manage. They ADJUST. So why can't we adjust with our couples? Give them their space and you protect yours. That way we can prevent more national embarassments. And have lesser number of cops raping teenage girls. And cops can start doing a lot more to get medals.

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