Notes to Self...

Learnt new things this week:
1) When mean things have to be said its better to let someone else do the talking. Otherwise i will get screwed.
2) Always put out my side of the story before i get misunderstood.
3) Think twice before saying ANYTHING. Especially in my college, where little things get analysed to death.
4) Before crossing the road, look both sides and walk.
5) Don't respond to mean jokes. The joker will get tired of the jokee's non-response.
6) Don't give people a piece of my mind when they need to get it. Instead, i will glare. Puts the message across better.
7) Make new year's plans in November itself.
8) Try calling old friends once in a while. Never know when they'll say 'Who the hell is this?'
9) Try talking to friends more often. Never know when they'll say 'I used to know him once.'
10) Never trust Times of India's movie reviews. Neal 'n' Nikki gets 3 stars while Bluffmaster gets 2!! God!!
11) Never refer to a third person directly during conversations. Makes denying easier.
12) While driving, use the clutch less often. Saves oil. Saves money. Actually, don't drive much. Saves the environment. Saves money.